Foosball Table Haiku 3
Foosball Table Haiku, or as we like
to call it, FoosKu, is an open project for the foosball
community. Our goal is to establish a collection of FoosKu
from all over the world, to celebrate the awesomeness of
foosball. Your FoosKu should reflect the sublime beauty
of the game (or the foosball table itself,) it should be
free of foul language, and should have the correct number
of syllables to qualify as a haiku*.
Every Month, the visitor who submits the best FoosKu, as
determined by our panel of experts, will win a crisp $10
bill. I know, I know... Start writing!
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FoosKu
#11:
common knowledge states:
he who wins the foosball match
gets all the ladies.
(Ashley
Crandall- San Diego, CA)
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FoosKu #12:
me gusta foosball
solamente si gano
y tu pierdes.
(Ashley
Crandall - San Diego, CA)
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FoosKu #13:
you
can blame only
yourself when you're disgraced at
my foosball table.
(Tom Garnneau - Vergennes,
VT)
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FoosKu #14:
pool
tables are for
criminals and chumps. I like
my foosball table.
(Mike Bouthiette -
Yuma, AZ)
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FoosKu #15:
players
spinning rods,
on my foosball table shall
be shown no mercy.
(Josh Dacey - Tumwater,
WA)
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*This is the correct syllable structure for a Haiku:
Five syllables here
Seven in the second line
And five more down here.
That was a haiku too, did you notice? Ok forget it, just
to review...
5 Syllables
7 Syllables
5 Syllables
That's it! It doesn't have to rhyme, it doesn't have to
sound "poetic", it just has to have the right
amount of syllables, and be related to Foosball. To submit
a haiku about foosball or your foosball table, send an email
to the address below, or just click on the image...
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